We need love lyrics

Hey, what a great day for a swim.

Yeah. Why are you wearing a shirt?

Too many hickeys on my neck.

Oh. The girl I was with last night scratched my back.

So you've also been having sex.

Yeah.

We need love, not meaningless sex.

You've got a round butt? We're not impressed.

So many girls wanna get in our pants,

But we're not whores. We need romance.

Hey girl (girl), you look good.

I want you to know that I would - do you.

Frequently. Like riding my hog, it's nothing to me.

You're wearing a bra, but soon you won't.

Call me the magic man: now you see it, now you don't.

When it comes to foreplay, I can take for hours.

Say "Do I make you horny, baby?" - Austin Powers.

My ocean's got motion, but also girth;

The closest thing you'll feel to giving birth.

I'm a butt man

And I like boobs.

Put them together, and we like you.

I don't care that you're overweight.

I see your soul, and you look great.

We love all colors, shapes, and sizes,

Except Steve's new girlfriend, who's a fucking slut!

We need love, not meaningless sex.

You've got a round butt? We're not impressed.

Just two Don Juans looking for amour;

It could be you if you're not a whore.

I'm Guy #1, I'll massage your back.

Or if you prefer, I'll squeeze your rack.

If it's your time of the month, I'll call it a night.

I'm Guy #2, I don't run red lights.

If I was with you, I'd need at least 10 rubbers.

Your poo-tang stank, I don't need another lover.

I wear condoms too, but when they break, it's bad.

Take you to the clinic, I can't be no dad.

Cause we're the freaks of the industry.

You a freak, Guy 1?

Oh you got that, G.

What about you, Guy 2?

Yes. Me. Too.

I always get consent before I screw.

I'm not a guy who's gonna rape you.

Champagne, waterbed, satin covers;

There you have it - another satisfied lover [x5]

We need love, not meaningless sex.

You got a round butt? We're not impressed.

We're two Cassanovas, not pieces of meat.

But pull down our pants, you'll like what you see.