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Warum hört der Fahrradweg einfach hier auf? [English translation]
Warum hört der Fahrradweg einfach hier auf? [English translation]
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Warum hört der Fahrradweg einfach hier auf? [English translation]

When I see our Germany:

Everything is full of cars!

Our hearts are asphalted,

Automobile radicalised!

Come, stop steering!

And start thinking!

Because if you start asking questions once,

the questions just don't stop

Why

are there

cars

everywhere?

Why is a Discovery 4 metres 90 long?

And what is there to discover in Bielefeld?

Why is the Q7 parking on the bicycle lane with its hazard lights on?

Why do German yuppies get a hard-on while driving a Porsche -

a crick neck!

Why is it better to ride an e-bike with a helmet but a convertible without one? - Why?

Why do we call the asphalt desert in the city centre "low-emission zone"?

Why is heroin banned but driving with 260 km/h is allowed?

Why does daddy have to cry when someone steals his Volkswagen van?

One thousand questions, I just can't find the answer to them!

Why does the bicycle lane suddenly end here?

Why do we still put up with vroom vroom?

Why does the bicycle lane suddenly end here?

Lalala

Lalala

Lalala

Lalala

Lalala Lalalala Laaa

Why does fare evasion cost a hundred euros but illegal parking only costs ten?

Why should children and grandmas walk over zebra crossings? - Why?

Do people really want to go shopping in the city centres by car?

And how great could they be if no one had a car?

Why do trees grow on bicycle lanes but not on highways?

Why does Disney make movies for children with cars with a face on them? - WHY?

What kind of shitty word is fully comprehensive insurance?

Why don't we just drive 30 km/h instead of 50 km/h in built-up areas?

One thousand questions, I just can't find the answer to them!

Why does the bicycle lane suddenly end here?

Why do we still put up with vroom vroom?

Why does the bicycle lane suddenly end here?

I like driving a car, but I'm still asking myself:

Wouldn't it be time for innovation?

When will German inventors find an answer for it:

Why does the bicycle lane suddenly end here?

Why does the bicycle lane suddenly end here?

Why does the bicycle lane suddenly end?

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Jan Böhmermann
  • country:Germany
  • Languages:German, English, German (Austrian/Bavarian)
  • Official site:http://www.boehmermann.de/
  • Wiki:https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jan_B%C3%B6hmermann
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