Warthog Rhapsody [deleted song] lyrics

Timon:

Now, if you want a role model

Of a life most blissfully led

Then look no further than Pumbaa, here

Than this laid-back quadruped

Pumbaa:

Relaxation's the name of the game

Be cool and be thick-skinned

Let my lifestyle be your reference frame

Timon:

As long as you stand upwind

Timon and Pumbaa:

Your guide must be this rhapsody

Pumbaa:

I gets up when I likes

Timon:

He's got it all worked out

Pumbaa:

I plans the day ahead

Timon:

He's got it all worked out

Pumbaa:

When inspiration strikes

Timon:

He's got it all worked out

Pumbaa:

I go right back to bed

Timon:

He's got it all worked out

But though he may not be one of nature's dynamos

His mind is on the ball and far from comatose

Don't dismiss the warthog philosophy

Take it from he!

He's got it all worked out

Pumbaa:

Take it from me!

Timon:

He's got it all worked out

Pumbaa: (spoken)

I'm starved!

Simba: (spoken)

Me too, what's for lunch?

Timon: (spoken)

Glad ya asked, kid

Should we tell him, Pumbaa?

Pumbaa: (spoken)

Uh-huh!

Timon: (spoken)

Now listen to this, this is the important part

Timon:

Now who wants to be a hunter

Chasing food all over the place

Pumbaa:

More often than not it gets away

Timon:

Who needs the thrill of the chase?

Pumbaa:

Why move mountains to get your chow

When you only need to move a log

Timon:

Make it your dietary resolve for now

To eat like the old warthog

Regarding food

Pumbaa:

Mmm-mmm!

Timon:

His attitude

It's bugs for every meal

Pumbaa:

I've got it all worked out

Timon:

So full of vitamins

Pumbaa:

I've got it all worked out

Timon:

No need to cook or peel

Pumbaa:

I've got it all worked out

Timon:

He eats 'em in their skins

Pumbaa:

I've got it all worked out

Timon and Pumbaa:

They're delectable, available, the perfect snack

They ain't endangered species

And they don't fight back

Timon:

Don't dismiss the warthog gastronomy

Take it from he

Pumbaa:

Take it from me

Timon:

Take it from he

He's got it all worked out

Timon: (spoken)

Come on kid, it's now or never!

Hit it, Pumbaa!

Timon, Pumbaa, and Simba:

So remember when you see us staring into space

We're caught between a pillow and a soft, soft place

Don't resist the warthog mentality

Timon and Simba :

Take it from he

Pumbaa:

Take it from me

Timon and Simba:

Take it from he

Timon, Pumbaa, and Simba:

Take it from we

We've got it all worked out!