We dudes strike out with the ladies a lot. (Uns jungen Männer, es öfters mag, an Frauen zu misslingen.)
Then one day I heard a honey singin' (Es kam zu einem Mittag, da hörte ich eine singen.)
While she was spinnin' (Wandte sie das... I think... wenden... think... middle ages type of female domestic labor like weaving
Good morning, bade I to her
Ich spake thus: God bless you! (The Middle High German of, "Damn girl, you so fine.")
But the hottie didn't ? me (Sie hat doch nicht...die Schöne mir)
So I had to turn to her (Thinking: To her so must-ed I to turn)
She kept spinning (winding thread sort of?)
She was like, I ain't your wench (Sie sprach, hier ist das Weib nicht)
You done got it twisted, (You have incorrect-ness done/gone a path of. Ihr seid Unrecht gegangen. This is the "royal" you)
Rather than you have your way with me, (Eher euer Wille an mir geschehen)
I'd rather see you hang.
She kept winding.