Do you want to be a swing state,
Or a hanging Chad?
Do you want to be a father figure,
Or a dead beat dad?
Do you want to move to Hollywood
And f+++ all your friends,
Or live with no health insurance until the dying end?
Walk an American mile.
Did you make a bad decision,
And blame it on someone else?
Do you want some freedom of religion?
Non Christians just keep it to yourself!
More troops to Afghanistan,
Turn off the C-span because you don't want to know.
No work today from the hurricane outside,
You don't have to go.
Walk an American mile.