Waiting for a Sloth lyrics

my entire life

had been waiting for this moment

when i would get to interact with a sloth

(no, no, no, no)

i'm serious

i was overcome

(no, no, no, no)

i'm serious

her name was Melon

my entire life

my entire life

had been waiting for this moment

had been waiting for this sloth

i don't know how to compete with my emotions

so i'm crying crying crying

cuz i've been waiting for this moment

my entire life

if i'm not between a 3 and a 7 on the emotional scale i'm crying

-you're crying

i'm crying

-shawty you're crying

so between 3 and 7 you're fine

it's a good zone

where are you now on the scale

pffft

11

shawty you're crying, crying, crying, crying

so hard

shawty you're crying, crying, crying, crying

on the bed

shawty you're crying, crying

you're crying crying

you're crying

let's bring out the cutest sloth

no you didn't

no

my entire life

my entire life

had been waiting for this moment

had been waiting for this sloth

my entire life

my entire life

had been waiting for this moment

had been waiting for this sloth

i don't know how to compete with my emotions

so i'm crying crying crying

cuz i've been waiting for this moment

my entire life