I signed at Aggro
Oh, now it's official
My plans
I seize world domination
The new chancellor, call me G-Hot Schröder
The women love me
I use my d*ck as bait
I hold my speeches
Collect the cash and drive through the country
And present my ghetto election program
Ich come to your f*cking community
In my armored Mercedes
Elect me, the rest doesn't matter
Like a gay d*ck
I would integrate more wh*re into the country
When you elect me, boy groups will be put on the Index
I arrange things
So that everyone has a future now
Elect me
And every town will get a new soccer field
I fight for the hustlers
Bigwigs get the last position
I cuff Merkel
And punch this Westerwelle guy
My name stands for more jobs
And more brothels
Yeah, that's exactly the Germany
I imagine
[Refrain]
Elect me
I promise you everything under the sun
Elect me
I will be your buddy
Because I need your vote
Elect me
I beguile you
I take away your senses
I tell you what you want to hear
Because I need your vote
[Sido:]
Who is - like I am -
Fed up with the pretenders in the Bundestag?
Elect me
And I make Germany healthy and strong
I will fix the country up
Come on, we will only look ahead
And make our fantasies come true
Like a porno movie
I'll announce MV captial of the country
THE capital
And paint every block
In metalic blue instead of gray
I'll arrange things so that everyone has something to eat
And a woman
And if someone stole something out of hunger
I'll even feed this person. Yeah
I help every bum
I abolish the youth protection board
So that finally even a Bassbox
CD can be in the charts
I restructure the Bundestag
I'll fire them all
I have fun
I make this a real big riot
Pimp my government
Now the country will get changed all over
Look here
We see things differently
Everything will be alright
You don't need to fear anything
Simply elect me
Elect Sido as your chancellor
[Refrain]
[G-Hot:]
Elect me, homie
I want to have your vote
Elect me
And there will be no war anymore
With German soldiers
We are totally broke
We have to change something fast
The state just throws away money
Like people were blown away on 11th of September
The masses love me
You have to bribe your voters
I stay true to my word
Those are not empty promises
It will never be winter again
I always let the sun shine
I build a protectory for every
Orphan in the world
[Sido:]
Elect me
If you're fed up with the situation
Be honest
If it's me
Then I will prove to be thankful
I make everything alright
Nobody in this country may suffer
I really mean it
When I lie
They should cut off my hands
We change everything, like we are resurrected from ruins
What? This should be a democracy?
I feel like being caged
To go on like before is not possible
I promise you everything under the sun
Elect me