Waffendealer [English translation]

Chorus (2x)

It goes click clack click clack boom and the bullets blow

A quick bullet is better than falling in front of a train

I'm the best around here, in every respect.

When I deal with weapons, I got a basement full of ammo

and I sell coke to kids living on campus

I've done that all my life

look, in preschool I already said I swap stickers for cell phones

I'm a real rascal

I got grounded and so bored I cook crack in my bedroom

back in school they called me classclown

these days we're the guys lifting the cash registers in the KDW*

I rob a bank and then drive the get-away car

while your parents wait for you sonofabitch in the whorehouse

That's a nightmare and we kids gotta survive

stop telling yourself you're a cut above everybody else

just because you listen to Juli and are in your 13th semester

You're just some dude who sleeps his way to the top

some guy told me you got testicle cancer

Chorus (2x)

I'm on coke and can't feel my nose anymore

shoot at you punks as if I were a lunatic.

I fly to North Korea and smuggle plutonium

you fund your tuition with oral sex.

You're like Asterix, a hero only in cartoons.

Only a sick pig, a necrophiliac

For frequently you're getting confused with a garden gnome

Look into the mirror, Raptile, and you don't see a tough guy.

Who needs rocket launchers, who needs a bazooka?

I got a whole arsenal under my couch.

I'm not only crazy, no, I'm also a Berliner

firing an A-bomb over China tomorrow

just one attack and I'll be in the New York Times.

Better for you when you stay in your little hicktown.

I'm so phat, you'll see my poster in the Pentagon.

See? Boxing is my hobby

Man I'm a real fan

Chorus (2x)

Yeah, OMG, Sti what on earth have you done, dude, yeah, yeah, yeah... boom... oh man, dude, my name is Bushido, guys

Thanks Sti

(explosion)