I would like to have Ronaldo play for Bosnia,
Have Amadeus Rambo sing at my wedding
I would prefer that our kids weren't being divided through faith
That Goofy, Tom & Jerry came back to TV
I would prefer that Palestinians lived in peace
And that Sejdić and the Finns were constitutional
I would prefer that Putin and Obama blew us
I don't want to join Europe, they can come to us
Oh, oh, uh-oh
Europe is a-coming
The powers of the world's police force
Are about to beat us up
I would like to plant a patch of marijuana
Sip some booze that came from Tijuana
I would prefer that there were more money, not less
And that everyday for lunch my appetizer were sushi, main course lamb
I would like that Bosnia qualified for Brazil
That Swedes came to us to seek political asylum
I would prefer to buy a Ferrari with installments
That an oil hole sprang out in my garden
I would prefer that our people had better karma
That McDonald's served kebabs and sarma
I would prefer if criminals let go of the government's reins
It'd be no use, since Brussels' hicks would snatch them
Oh, oh, uh-oh
Europe is a-coming
The powers of the world's police force
Are about to beat us up