The sun rays played upon the surface
of the water in a forest pond
A hunter walked by, fresh from the hunt
Across his shoulders a beaver he'd shot
In the midday heat he was walking home
On that forest path, and he was tired
As usual he stopped at the pond
And began to wash his face
[Chorus]
The cold water is refreshing
During the day's heat
But careful, lest something bad happens
Dude, get out of there!
His reflection was distorted
By the water quite a bit
"Man, what an ugly guy
Leeches nesting in my beard
What the hell? As if I'd drunk
Four pots of mead
And aged, and grew dumber
And hairy like a shaggy dog."
[Chorus]
The cold water is refreshing
During the day's heat
But careful, lest something bad happens
Dude, get out of there!
Before long a raging merman emerged
"Dude, what the hell, you dumb?
I won't have such as you in my pond
Next time I'll see you - you're getting drowned"
"I beg you, master of the pond
To pardon me, it's just -
I saw you and thought that was me."