Vodka Fraise [English translation]

A strawb'rry vodka playing

silly buggers in my glass

pinned on my chair I'm staying

the pinky raised with class

I stare the ice cubes dancing

in my glass romancing.

My dress with wrinkles spanning

now nothing's like before...

My mascara is running

I look my tooth is sore,

I have to run I'm crapsy

but my chair entraps me...

[Chorus:]

And waltzing all around

are girls with smiling faces,

all gleaming with love crowned,

with bliss that's outrageous...

And round they round around of me

these hearts too flaunty gracious,

these frantic hearts end me

and me and me

A strawb'rry vodka sadly

looking at me askance,

not at all that friendly

I gulp reversely once,

my heart starts to effuse

on my silver shoes...

I pour into my cup there

a little courage more,

the trick is a disaster

people stare and abhor

"restrain me mister fast

in flames I will blast!"

(chorus)

On it's rocks a vodka

concluding my ordeal,

I'm swimming like a porker

and land will not reveal,

the people look so small

troubling from where I crawl

I laugh and then I'm crying

I don't grasp anymore

where happiness is lying

we'll see tomorrow or

any time now we'll see

or the next year may be

Still waltzing waltzing 'round and yon

these girls with smiling faces

all gleaming on and on,

dancing on my traces...

Still waltzing waltzing 'round and yon

these girls with smiling faces

all gleaming on and on

and on and on