I was born with leather pants on, father listened to Black Sabbath
Mother collected Solifer-stickers1 on fridge door
We went to Lapland once during summer, there was lots of mosquitoes
They poked me full of burls
At the campground hicks listened to Humppaveikot2, you can believe
that i was pissed
I don't respect hicks, they should be sunk in the lake
Or at least one should piss all over their tent
Their devices should be broken, and the humppa cassettes hidden
That crap should be banned with some law
At the campground hicks listened to Humppaveikot, you can believe that
i was pissed, because i hate humppa!
Hey, Old Nick, hear my wish
Come and take it with you to hell
Boil it in tar, and make it eat Antabuse
Bully it in the way, that ends the humppa tune
I was born with leather pants on, father listened to Black Sabbath
Mother collected Solifer-stickers on fridge door
We went to Lapland once during summer, there was lots of mosquitoes
They poked me full of burls
At the campground hicks listened to Humppaveikot, you can believe
that i was pissed, because i hate humppa!
Hey, Old Nick, hear my wish
Come and take it with you to hell
Boil it in tar, and make it eat Antabuse
Bully it in the way, that ends the humppa tune
Boil it in tar, and make it eat Antabuse
Bully it in the way, that ends the humppa tune
1. Solifer is a Finnish manufacturer of bicycles, boats, mopeds, and travel trailers.2. Finnish Humppa band