I'll be glad when you're dead
You old rascal
I'll be glad when you're dead
Hey, you old rascal
Just wait and see
I'll manage to smoke you
I'll be glad to have your hide
You old stinkpot!
I welcomed you like a bro
You old rascal
My table was always open for you
You old rascal
You burned all my rugs
You slept in my bed
And drank all my Porto
You old stinkpot!
Then I introduced you to my wife
You old rascal
Then I introduced you to my wife
Hey, you old rascal
You chatted her up
You kissed her in the corners
Behind my back
You old stinkpot!
Then you left with her
You old rascal
Then you left with her
Hey, you old rascal
Taking the crockery
The lace spread
The silverware and the curtains,
My cassettes and player,
You old stinkpot!
But I took my shooter
You old rascal
Yeah I took my shooter
You old rascal
And when I'll have you at gunpoint
He he, I'll have a good laugh
And I'll soon turn you into cold meat
You old bandit!
You'll be put into a grave
You old rascal
And I'll go party
You old rascal
I'll get wasted,
With small brandy shots
The best plastering in my life
Will be for your funerals
You old rascal!