Vibrator lyrics

Larger than life, sharper than a knife

Ever ready all of the time

Slick and smooth, I'm bound to improve

Your mood and make you feel fine

Sticking to me now, I'm ready and how

I'm really starting to buzz

Your feeling comes, I'm starting to hum

I can do it like nothing else does

You're never alone when I'm around

You can always rely on me

I'm your friend, my love won't bend

And that I can guarantee

Straight and true and all for you

I'm so eager to please

Stick with me and I'll keep you free

From any nasty disease

Cause I'm a vi-vi-vi-vibrator

Pleased and ready to start

Cause I'm a vi-vi-vi-vibrator

With a power pack for a heart

Check my heart before we start

I don't wanna blow no fuse

New battery, is that for me?

That's something I could really use

Power surges, I get the urge

To do my legendary thing

The stars in your eyes don't tell no lies

I know your bells are starting to ring

Cause I'm a vi-vi-vi-vibrator

Pleased and ready to start

Vi-v-vi-vibrator

With a power pack for a heart

Wasn't that good? Wasn't that nice?

Now see, we get along real fine

I knew I was the boy for you

When you came for the second time

Clean me up, put me away

You know you need the rest

I'll be here whenever you need me

I've never ever failed the test

Cause I'm a vi-vi-vi-vibrator

Pleased and ready to start

Cause I'm a vi-vi-vi-vibrator

With a power pack for a heart

Vi-vi-vi-vi-vi-vi-vibrator

Pleased and ready to start

Vi-vi-vi-vi-vi-vi-vibrator

And you know, I'll never break your heart