Shabby dishes at excessive prices are to be sent back!
You're served a Bavarian foul smelling egg,
in Sachsen, pig knuckles glowing at night
then the health police advise you:
you sit in Hessen & choke on your food
or in Scwaben, cockroaches waving from the liver sausage
Mouldy mushrooms – I ask myself who wants them?
A totally filthy cupcake – who does that taste good to?
A sandwich strewn with ash – who does that gladden?
A cookie immersed in fish oil – who needs it?
yes, the health police advise you: