I've pottered about, I've fixed things, I've tarted myself up
And now I'm feeling quite sure of myself
And tonight I'll do everything I can to find the one
Who's my one and only prince charming
If some guy appears all of a sudden
And says: "Hi there, girl, shall we dance a little
And go to my place together later?"
I'll answer: "Little boy, you're not what I'm looking for"
Do you really think I'll take anything?
Do you really think I'll take anyone?
No, you're looking at a picky girl
You don't meet my expectations, sorry
Do you really think I'll take anything?
Do I look like I'd take anyone?
I guess you're both nice and friendly
But you're so going to leave alone tonight
Now I'm sitting in the pub and the music is rumbling away
I'm looking out thinking: "Hello, where's my prince charming?"
Then suddenly I'm noticing someone, there he's sitting in a corner
So I'm kicking off, I'll start flirting like an eagle
But at the same time someone's appearing
Saying: "Hi there, scorcher, shall we dance a little
And go to my place together later?"
But I'm answering: "Go away, you're not what I'm looking for"
Do you really think I'll take anything?
Do you really think I'll take anyone?
No, you're looking at a picky girl
You don't meet my expectations, sorry
Do you really think I'll take anything?
Do I look like I'd take anyone?
I guess you're clever
But you're so going to leave alone tonight
But as I'm making a move, I'm not getting a reaction
From my prince charming, there I'm sitting, smiling, staring
I'm deciding to be extremely proactive
To get him to realise that I'm his one and only
As if I were on a catwalk I'm gliding over to him
And whispering lasciviously: "Hi! Let's dance a little
And go to my place together later."
But he's looking up answering: "No, no, no"
Do you really think I'll take anything?
Do you really think I'll take anyone?
No, you're looking at a picky boy
You don't meet my expectations, sorry
Do you really think I'll take anything?
Do I look like I'd take anyone?
I guess you're clever
But you're so going to leave alone tonight
Now it's almost three o'clock and they're about to close
I'm sitting there alone, realising how desparate many people are
Yes, I'm really seeing many people who take the first best thing
But I'm not one of them, no, I'm still choosy
Then suddenly the same guy is coming back
Saying: "Hi there, scorcher, shall we dance a little
And go to my place together later?"
So I shall say: "Little boy, what kind of girl do you think I am?"
Do you really think I'll take anything?
Do you really think I'll take anyone?
No, you're looking at a picky boy
You don't meet my expectations, sorry
Do you really think I'll take anything?
Do I look like I'd take anyone?
I guess you're clever
But you're so going to leave alone tonight