Vartiotoimistoon [English translation]

Even your woman left you and beat you up

And you were feeling like a wet rag

You were already laughed at in the kindergarten

Your head was beaten against a wall

You didn't finish school

But you came up with something a while ago

You got a uniform

Just like that

A really fine, grey

Everyone must be jealous

You went to a guard service yeah yeah

A week's course and you're ready

To a guard service yeah yeah

A week's course and you're ready

You went to a guard service yeah yeah

A week's course and you're ready

To a guard service yeah yeah

A week's course and you're ready

You get enjoyment out of this

Your head starts to resemble a dick

Apparently if you lie down with dogs, you'll get up with fleas

You just got to know Citymarket's janitor

Grab the oranges

Uniform on and to a guard service!

To a guard center!

You went to a guard service yeah yeah

A week's course and you're ready

To a guard service yeah yeah

A week's course and you're ready

You went to a guard service yeah yeah

A week's course and you're ready

To a guard service yeah yeah

A week's course and you're ready