Even your woman left you and beat you up
And you were feeling like a wet rag
You were already laughed at in the kindergarten
Your head was beaten against a wall
You didn't finish school
But you came up with something a while ago
You got a uniform
Just like that
A really fine, grey
Everyone must be jealous
You went to a guard service yeah yeah
A week's course and you're ready
To a guard service yeah yeah
A week's course and you're ready
You went to a guard service yeah yeah
A week's course and you're ready
To a guard service yeah yeah
A week's course and you're ready
You get enjoyment out of this
Your head starts to resemble a dick
Apparently if you lie down with dogs, you'll get up with fleas
You just got to know Citymarket's janitor
Grab the oranges
Uniform on and to a guard service!
To a guard center!
You went to a guard service yeah yeah
A week's course and you're ready
To a guard service yeah yeah
A week's course and you're ready
You went to a guard service yeah yeah
A week's course and you're ready
To a guard service yeah yeah
A week's course and you're ready