Last summer I went to Mexico
spent a little bit of that extra dough
wanted to just relax and kick back and forget about shows
I just wanted to club and get krunk with my primas
and get a real good buzz and get drunk off margaritas
when all of a sudden while dancing along to my Jenni Rivera jam
I look to my left and oh my I seen a man
He was wearing a Tejana and botas de avestruz
and had a belt to match and drank patron like it was juice
He looked'ed like a boss, he really caught my eye
Cause never in my life did I go out with a man like this guy
he took me out to dinner and showed me all his vacas
and introduced me to his little pit bull named Chata
and then I met his mama, listened to Intocable
he told me that he and his compa talked about some jale
Taught me how to say me vale
and he said mira mami que digan lo que digan
mija mientales la madre
I fell in love with a vaquero,
botas y sombreros
and I'ma cross him over I'ma pay for his pollero
and we goin get married and he goin get papers
but I'ma hunt him down if he tell me see you later
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