Valhalleluja lyrics

I am drowning in a sea of desperation

And I sing a prayer to my Lord

Away from hope and systembolaget

And I sing a prayer to my Lord

I pray, I pray, yes I pray to my Lord!

I was down on my knees

Permafrost on my feet

I was begging in tears my holy Lord - Odin

Hear our prayer, philantropic Odin

Guitar tech of Amon Amarth

Viking-friendly, Slayer of the Giants

Guitar tech of Hammerfall as well

For the plunder and the rape we sing to you Valhallelujah

For the chopping of the heads we praise you Odin, our Lord

For Normandy, Britannia, Greenland, Scandinavia sing Valhallelujah

But for Nicaragua, Azerbaijan we don't sing at all...

We don’t know where they are!

Valhallelujah!

(Shema Yiggrdasil)

(Odinai Eloheinu)

(Odinai Ehad)

Hear my voice this is Odin calling you

Times have changed, I'm a gentlegod

No more war just design of furniture

Master of IKEA

Just like Jesus I'm a carpenter

Forging shelves with the hammer of Thor

Gloria patri furnituribus

In nomine IKEA!

For the BEDDINGE and the KIVIK sing with me Valhallelujah

For the wooden TV bench with storage space and paper foil

For the pencils and the horse-meatballs we sing Valhallelujah

The ergonomics and the quality of your chairs

Are second to none

Valhallelujah!

Our Father Odin

Who art in IKEA

We understood your message

We are here to worship your creation

Please listen our prayer

VITTSJÖ - Ora pro nobis

Laptop stand, black-brown, tempered glass

KNOPPARP

Small sofa with a big heart and a perfect fit

BESTÅ TV

Bench with doors, black-brown, grey-green

SLATTUM

Upholstered bed frame, Knisa light grey

Valhallelujah

Gloria, gloria

Let us pray to Odin our Lord

Valhallelujah

Falegn-amen

Let us pray to Odin our Lord