She used to be the best wife
She get up in the morning
So quietly for not to wake you up
She used to wake you up late, she knew your taste
There were on the tray: coffe,
Chocolate, cookies, fruit salad,
Papaya juice
At lunch she used to make filet,
And Greek rice, roast potato,
A very good wine
At dinner there was the same good things of the lunch
And you could even choose
Yeah, but you made mistakes, and she has left you
You came home so drunk once more
You argued with your lady with no reason why
You wanted to have rice pudding with okra
You put salt in the lemon cocktail
You fed the apes with swill
The pigs with bananas, the cats with bones
The cats with sardines, you gave brandy to the ducks
You had a shower in suit and shoes
You didn't want to talk
You went to the basement, you got a gun
You shot your own brother's hand
Because he tried to stop you
I took the gun off you
You leave the house again
You entered the funeral through the window
You offended the dead man, you blew the candles off
You flirted the widow, a slum lady, you kissed her
The trouble was made, the police came
You were beaten, you've been arrested
And she doesn't want you anymore... You had it coming!