v!@%#mikko [English translation]

Life is a soup, I'm a fork, fork, fork

I'm looking for something I can't reach, reach, reach

Life is a soup, I'm a fork, fork, fork

I'm looking for something I can't reach, reach, reach

Okay, let's get it straight now, straight like a corkscrew

Straight like the True Finns1speak, do you trust my word or a rumour

I've said it before, I've fucking said all of this before

Success is a rapper's hell, this hook has been heard before and so have these verses

They're going to say I'm tired, even though I'm still like Virén2

A boring life and some lies to spice it up, and after this I won't even remember my name

They ask me where I get these ideas from, even though I don't even have any fucking ideas

A little boy and a fucking bad witch

A soul for sale, call me

Welcome to the rape forest, you won't get raped here

No way, no way, no way, won't get raped much

You're so wide-eyed you don't see anything, fucking hell

Get out, get out, get out, right fucking now

Fuck Mikko3, Mikko fuck fuck Mikko, fuck Mikko, fuck Mikko, Mikko hey

Fuck Mikko, fuck vikko, fuck Mikko, fuck Mikko, muck fikko, fuck hey

I'm tired of myself, of the things I say

Of my own jokes, they're far too familiar

Of these sodden chips, of people's disappointed faces

Take a look at your life and the constant praise, you were a nobody, now you're no one

They're swaying over there, on a list tab, they're still calling me a freak, but a compensation is fairer

This is a zoo, artistic freedom, fuck that's an illusion

This is the rape forest, you'll get lost here, get caught, that's for sure

My previous album was shit, the one before that was shit, they're all shit

I can only make shit, this is the second time I'm rhyming shit four times

Thirty-eight and no friends, because I'm still just the same stupid me

How are you liking the self-pity? Pathetic, but I'm listening out of pity

Welcome to the rape forest, you won't get raped here

No way, no way, no way, won't get raped much

You're so wide-eyed you don't see anything, fucking hell

Get out, get out, get out, right fucking now

Life is a soup, I'm a fork, fork, fork

I'm looking for something I can't reach, reach, reach

Life is a soup, I'm a fork, fork, fork

I'm looking for something I can't reach, reach, reach

Fuck Mikko, Mikko fuck fuck Mikko, fuck Mikko, fuck Mikko, Mikko hey

Fuck Mikko, fuck vikko, fuck Mikko, fuck Mikko, muck fikko, fuck hey

1. True Finns is a centrist populist party2. Lasse Virén is a former long-distance runner3. Pyhimys' real name is Mikko Kuoppala