Urheiluhullu [English translation]

I stay in the gym's darkness when others have left and I sigh

how weird thoughts I have in my head

My only wish is to be

younger and thinner and more muscular

Even though I don't say it in publish, I watch ice hockey and play badminton

I have become sports freak

I have become sports freak

I have become sports freak

I have become

I remember vividly how I slacked then

When I was younger I did it in the morning and noon and evening

I read Sartre, Nietzsche, Hegel and Kant

It was kind of interesting

'cause other get women, everyone has a woman, you see they did sports

I have become sports freak

I have become sports freak

I have become sports freak

I have become sports freak

Before I believed the win of brains

I had a habit to read philosophy till morning

Until the badminton king came to here

he said to me huhuu, it's meat which is speaking

And it will link us

Once I went to restaurant

It's a place where you can get a woman

But they only watched one ice hockey player

Then I decided to make my buttocks so big

that women's eyes will drop out

I have become sports freak

I have become sports freak

I have become sports freak

I have become sports freak

Before I believed the win of brains

I had a habit to read philosophy till morning

Until the badminton king came to here

he said to me huhuu, it's meat which is speaking

And it will link us

I have become sports freak

I have become sports freak

I have become sports freak

I have become sports freak