Da, do, do, ru, do, do, ru do da
Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do da
Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do da
Do, do, ru, do da
(Aaaaah-ah!)
This song is lazy
It just rips off the 80s
Back when all Funk music
Was made by huge cocaine addicts
Every
Nostril
Had some white nose candy in it
And everyone got up to use the bathroom every ten minutes
I'm too high (Just snort)
That guy looks like Michael Jackson
I'm 5'5' (That's short)
That's not a man, that's a lesbian
Who's that guy? (Some dork)
I wrote this song! I'm Mark Ronson!
This looks like (New York)
But it's just a cheap run-down movie set
Girls walking by ignore us (Ew!)
Walk by and just ignore us (Ew!)
This song has no real chorus (True!)
It's just me and these four guys clappin'
Looking into the camera clappin'
Something cool is about to happen
We're gonna dance while the cameraman
Spins the camera around
Spin it!
(Da, do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!)
(Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!)
Mark don't try to get down!
(Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!)
(Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!)
White boy dance like a clown
Why? Because I'm not brown?
Hey don't have a meltdown!
Please let me hang around!
Okay fine just
Stop!
Come walk with me
Just don't dance Ronson, you're too shitty
Bruno please, sign this check
To buy a car that's a wreck
Which we'll dance 'round in the street
Without gettin' in it
Can I please dance with you guys now?
No Mark Ronson, you keep sittin'
I'm too hot (You're wet)
(Da, do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!)
The sweat's turning my pink jacket red
(Do, do, ru, do, do, ru rah!)
Could you stop (Dancin')
I'm trying to shine your shoes, you coke head!
(Do, do, ru, do, do, ru rah!)
Now we've got (Up top)
Old lady hair rollers on our heads
(Do, do, ru, do, do, ru rah!)
We look like grandmas
And my damn nose is bloody from the blow
I was on a computer (Ooh!)
And I read a strange rumor (Ooh!)
You're Michael Jackson Jr.! (Ooh!)
So is it true was he your father?
That would be an amazing honor
That can't be they're different colors!
Back from the dead to clear up this shit
But first grab your own dick and dance!
(Da, do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!)
(Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!)
One more time grab your dick
(Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!)
(Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!)
Time for rumors is done
Yes, I have one more son
And the world will be stunned
To learn you are the one.
I'm your father!
--VIDEO--
Oh my god! I knew it!
I'm Michael Jackson's son!
The rumors were true!
No, not you! Him, Mark Ronson!
Yes! That means I'm black...
I can dance -- heh!
In your face, guys!