Uomini Topo [English translation]

Our scientists managed to combine rat DNA with that of human beings. This enables human beings to obtain a significantly increaed adaptability than they would usually have. We can call it a revolution, a new outbreaking genetic result. One question is coming up though: what will happen to „rat sapiens“ (intelligent rats)?

What other people think about us is not a detail that can be ignored

Lack of opinion is

An unpleasant issue

Miss, your valuable cocker dog is pissing on my shopping bags

Since I am super accurate

I apologize for any inconvenience that may have occurred through this operation

Those who pass cars from the right have wicked looks and love showing them

Those who haven‘t sinned should not move away from their herd anyway

Please

It‘s a matter of politeness

Go back home you monkey

Did you want to bring terror right to this town?

Trust me, I‘m a doctor

Go have a treatment

If you treat it at an early stage racism is curable

What other people think of us

More or less square distance scapegoats

Rat men, a new outbreaking genetic result

Those who sit in the train

And talk on their cell phones

And make you listen to them

Mum, get used to it, I don‘t eat meat

Please

It‘s a matter of politeness, open mindedness

Set your prejudices aside

That‘s indecent, this crazy person is homosexual

A special vaccine will remove the original sin from our kids