Unhappy Meal lyrics

{spoken}

hey kids, are you tired of eating fruits and vegetables?

are you sick of taking your vitamins?

fed up with brushing your teeth, night after night?

then tell your parents to take you down to Molly McDolly's Burger Shack

home of the original Unhappy Meal

remember what Molly McDolly says,

"you'll be coming back for more!"

you'll do anything i say,

when i talk, you'll believe it

feed you bullshit all day

'cause i know you will eat it

you see me on your television screen

you say my name so proudly

i could be the girl of your dreams

so tell your parents about me

are you happy now?

do you like being ignored, ignored?

i make you unhappy now

but you keep coming back for more, for more

eat your heart out

throw it up all over the floor, floor

are you happy now?

are you happy with your unhappy meal?

are you happy with your unhappy, unhappy, unhappy meal?

are you happy with your unhappy, unhappy, unhappy meal?

you wait at my window

think you're so special

one milkshake then you have to go

"i've got a busy schedule."

don't call me with your little bellyache

i won't satisfy your hunger

i don't remember your name

you're a ticket with a number

are you happy now?

do you like being ignored, ignored?

i make you unhappy now

but you keep coming back for more, for more

eat your heart out

throw it up all over the floor, floor

are you happy now?

are you happy with your unhappy meal?

are you happy with your unhappy, unhappy, unhappy meal?

are you happy with your unhappy, unhappy, unhappy meal?

what i want, what i want

i can do anything i want as long as there's a toy in a box

as long as there's a toy in a box, in a box

what i want, what i want

i can do anything i want as long as there's a toy in a box

as long as there's a toy in a box, in a box

what i want, what i want

i can do anything i want as long as there's a toy in a box

as long as there's a toy in a box, in a box