Uncle Fucka lyrics

Terrance:

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!

You're a cock-sucking, ass-licking uncle fucka!

You're an uncle fucka, yes it's true!

Nobody fucks uncles quite like you!

Phillip:

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!

You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka!

You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn,

You just fuck your uncle all day long!

Terrance:

Hmm!

Mountie:

What's going on here?

People:

Uncle fucka, uncle fucka, uncle fucka, uncle fucka!

Terrance & Phillip:

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!

(Uncle fucka!)

Terrance & Phillip:

You're a boner biting bastard, uncle fucka!

Terrance:

You're an uncle fucka, I must say

Phillip:

Well, you fucked your uncle yesterday!

Terrance & Phillip:

Uncle fucka... that's...

Everyone:

U-N-C-L-E, fuck you! Uncle fuckaaaaaa...

Too right!

Phillip:

Suck my balls!