Un burdo rumor [English translation]

I don't know your scales, therefore you're in control

Of telling over there that my thing is small

Its size is not, true to the best of my knowledge

Out of the relativity laws

And though strictly is not better

For being bigger or smaller,

Certainly it's a clumsy rumor

But as I see because you're so nosy

It goes from mouth to mouth and it's the talk of the town

Instead of hiding it like the ostrich would

I take my measures, let there be light

And though strictly is not better

For being bigger or smaller,

I made a poll around me

Thirteen applicants answered to that poll

Of them one, says no response

And in the other twelve, division as you'll see

I had against half of them, I mean six

And though strictly is not better

For being bigger or smaller,

The other six, frankly in favor

And if there were reproofs, they were in resume

Because of its performance, not because of its volume

And the praises that also were a lot

Must be attributed to a fourth dimension

And though strictly is not better

For being bigger or smaller,

Sometimes I'm very reliable

Even my wife, said "though I prefer

as you know well, the gardener's one

If you're interested let's say you're even

Only that his is less familiar

And though strictly is not better

For being bigger or smaller,

He never forgets to cut me a flower"

It's miserable, sordid, I'd even say gloomy

To subdue everything to the metric system

Don't go with the rule more that what's natural

I assure you girl that it could be fatal

And though strictly is not worse

For being bigger or smaller,

If I were you, I'd consult Dr Lopez Ibor 1

1. Juan José López Ibor, Spanish Psychiatrist