I don't know your scales, therefore you're in control
Of telling over there that my thing is small
Its size is not, true to the best of my knowledge
Out of the relativity laws
And though strictly is not better
For being bigger or smaller,
Certainly it's a clumsy rumor
But as I see because you're so nosy
It goes from mouth to mouth and it's the talk of the town
Instead of hiding it like the ostrich would
I take my measures, let there be light
And though strictly is not better
For being bigger or smaller,
I made a poll around me
Thirteen applicants answered to that poll
Of them one, says no response
And in the other twelve, division as you'll see
I had against half of them, I mean six
And though strictly is not better
For being bigger or smaller,
The other six, frankly in favor
And if there were reproofs, they were in resume
Because of its performance, not because of its volume
And the praises that also were a lot
Must be attributed to a fourth dimension
And though strictly is not better
For being bigger or smaller,
Sometimes I'm very reliable
Even my wife, said "though I prefer
as you know well, the gardener's one
If you're interested let's say you're even
Only that his is less familiar
And though strictly is not better
For being bigger or smaller,
He never forgets to cut me a flower"
It's miserable, sordid, I'd even say gloomy
To subdue everything to the metric system
Don't go with the rule more that what's natural
I assure you girl that it could be fatal
And though strictly is not worse
For being bigger or smaller,
If I were you, I'd consult Dr Lopez Ibor 1
1. Juan José López Ibor, Spanish Psychiatrist