Ultranol [Greek translation]

For coughs and colds and scabby holes

Itchy pimples, unseemly moles

For funny turns and Chinese burns

For aching heads, we're most concerned

For staying lively, getting it nightly

Yes, we guarantee

That's Ultranol, it's the new remedy

Before you go to bed, take two or three

When you wake up, you'll feel better

Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na

Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na

For aches and pains and jellied brains

Help you sleep and smile again

And now you're aimless, blameless, almost nameless

You get much more, although you pay less

Revitalise that sexual drive

In fact, be born again

Yes, Ultranol will put you on the map

Take four or five, then have a little nap

When you wake up, you'll feel better

For coughs and colds and your scabby holes

(Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na)

It'll keep you young though you're feeling old

(Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na)

If you're not protected, you're gonna get it

(Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na)

So suck 'em and see, you won't regret it

(Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na)

Suck 'em and see, suck 'em and see

Suck 'em and see, suck 'em and see