UHF [English translation]

It’s a terrific day

It’s today that I die

I’ve chosen the date and time

So that you don’t worry

I’ve visited a few prisons

Some reasonable dreams

I’ve drank liters of girls

And maple syrup

For the rest, I imagine myself

Big deserts of rain

Cords of cellos

Played by my enemies

I’ve struck thousands of

Hundreds of matches

So that firework displays

Bring me back optimism

Change the color

In my TV

I change the channel

I’ve avenged spring and autumn

I’ve tasted the smell of poison

I’ve swam like a fish

In the tears of my mom

I’ve mourned for unknown soldiers

And I’ve worn masks

I’ve bathed in dirt

Without staining my clothes

Change the color

In my TV

I change the channel