In Bělsky forest mammoth roamed,
When you don't salt them they are tasteless,
You wouldn't believe how much work it takes to
conserve trunk on the sour way.
Hole of the world in every way,
I don't give a fuck what you think,
Don't talk because I get pissed
That's how we live on north.
Winds are blowing from every direction,
When we don't have butter we eat Hera,
Always two meters from troubles,
That's how we live here.
Na na na...
Everywhere around the world there are mobile phones,
At ours don't even ray grows,
dogs eat sprout of horsetail,
Every family have ten children.
Hole of the world in every way,
I don't give a fuck about what you think,
Don't talk because I get pissed
That's how we live on north.
Winds are blowing from every direction,
When we don't have butter we eat Hera,
Always two meters from troubles,
That's how we live here.
Na na na...
In the city centre next to the statue of T. G. Masaryk,
from the earth water spurt like on Iceland,
little ones, big ones, fat ones, thin ones, all different race,
Everybody here is washing their hair for free.
Hole of the world in every way,
I don't give a fuck what you think,
Don't talk because I get pissed
That's how we live on the north.
Winds are blowing from every direction,
When we don't have butter we eat Hera,
Always two meters from troubles,
That's how we live here.
Na na na...
From Karolina, you can see Europe,
Under Radhošť you can meet even apes,
After salary, it is very wild here
Prague too far away and God too high up.
Hole of the world in every way,
I don't give a fuck what you think,
Don't talk because I get pissed
That's how we live on the north.
Winds are blowing from every direction,
When we don't have butter we eat Hera,
Always two meters from troubles,
That's how we live here.
Na na na...