Jenny, oh Jenny
Joy, oh Joy
A one woman man's what I wanna be
But there's two perfect girls for me
Hey hey
Whoa oh
Hey hey
Whoa oh
Officer Jenny, oh can't you see
You can lock me up and throw away the key
Joy, the diagnosis is bleak
When I see your face my knees get weak
This can't go on, enough is enough
I've gotta pick one no matter how tough
It's time for eeny-meeny, miny-mo
But wait a second! (wait a second!)
What's her name? I've just gotta know!
I just gotta know!
Jenny, oh Jenny
Joy, oh Joy
A one woman man's what I wanna be
But there's two perfect girls for me!