I sold your Rolex
To buy that gold Versace dress
I set free your whiny French poodle
So you could get your beauty rest
And I did it all for you
I did it all (I did it all) for you
This Christmas (This Christmas)
All your dreams (All your dreams)
Will come true
I put your mother on a greyhound (you did what?)
You always hoped she'd have the chance to see the world now she can
I torched your Sports Illustrated swimsuit issues (No, no, no, no, no, no)
So I could be your only girl and now I am
And I did it all for you
I did it all (I did it all) for you
This Christmas (This Christmas)
All your dreams (All your dreams)
Will come true
How can I forget (I forget)
All you've done for me
I'll get you yet
This is the season to give
But I can never forgive the damage that you've done
(Damage that you've done)
This must be love
I sank your bass boat (Oh not my bass boat, no, no, no)
So you'd have more time to spend with me
I hocked your grandma's diamond earrings (AHHHHH!)
For the down payment on our SUV
Fully loaded, heated seats, in hunter green is this for me?
I did it all for you
I did it all (I did it all) for you
This Christmas (This Christmas)
All your dreams (All your dreams)
I did it all for you
I did it all (I did it all) for you
This Christmas (This Christmas)
All your dreams (All your dreams)
Will come true
Ooooh....