Twist Of The Magi lyrics

I sold your Rolex

To buy that gold Versace dress

I set free your whiny French poodle

So you could get your beauty rest

And I did it all for you

I did it all (I did it all) for you

This Christmas (This Christmas)

All your dreams (All your dreams)

Will come true

I put your mother on a greyhound (you did what?)

You always hoped she'd have the chance to see the world now she can

I torched your Sports Illustrated swimsuit issues (No, no, no, no, no, no)

So I could be your only girl and now I am

And I did it all for you

I did it all (I did it all) for you

This Christmas (This Christmas)

All your dreams (All your dreams)

Will come true

How can I forget (I forget)

All you've done for me

I'll get you yet

This is the season to give

But I can never forgive the damage that you've done

(Damage that you've done)

This must be love

I sank your bass boat (Oh not my bass boat, no, no, no)

So you'd have more time to spend with me

I hocked your grandma's diamond earrings (AHHHHH!)

For the down payment on our SUV

Fully loaded, heated seats, in hunter green is this for me?

I did it all for you

I did it all (I did it all) for you

This Christmas (This Christmas)

All your dreams (All your dreams)

I did it all for you

I did it all (I did it all) for you

This Christmas (This Christmas)

All your dreams (All your dreams)

Will come true

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