There are paint smears
on everything I own
The vapor rub is lying
on a table of filth
Christmas cards to which I never reply
My eyeballs absorb only blue1 filtered light
TV casualty, TV casualty
We're alright
TV casualty, TV casualty
I wish they'd put Prince Namor on the tube
Hold on, I think I have to puke
There's a spot in the corner where I always go
I like to feed the flies that I know
But please don't feed my television screen
Please don't feed my television screen
Please don't feed my television screen
Please don't feed my television screen
TV casualty, TV casualty
We're alright
TV casualty, TV casualty
Babies in prison, they call it a womb
Nine-month sentence, no parole
Slivers of steel stuck in your lungs
Breathe deep,
We need a donor for blood
Jaguars at the cemetery
Cadillacs grazing at your grave
Zeniths grazing at your grave
Sonys grazing at your grave
TV casualty, TV casualty
We're alright
TV casualty, TV casualty
We're alright
TV casualty, TV casualty
1. Reference to the blue tint on the screen of many T.V.'s back then.