I went to a garden 1
And I saw a cute kitten
I went on the seashore
And I saw a seagull flying
Resting on a photocell
Such a nice firefly
Lying on a blueberry
Such a nice armadillo
Then I went out for a cocktail with my friends
We went dancing in a disco where I saw
Bitches everywhere
Bitches everywhere
Bitches everywhere
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During a class trip to Pordenone 2
I bumped into a raccoon
On the Lecco bypass 3
I filled an accident report form with a steinbock 4
Distracted by an Osho quote 5
I stumbled on a chamois
While I was checking my cholesterol level
I had an argument with a roe deer
I went shopping in a mall
I found out a biodiverse ecosystem populated by
Bitches everywhere
Bitches everywhere
Bitches everywhere
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1. see the "author's comment" below.2. a city in Northeast Italy.3. another city, in Northern Italy.4. after a small car accident, it is possible in Italy to fill a consensual "accident report" form that can be sent to the insurance company to receive compensation.5. Osho (also known as Rajneesh) was an Indian guru, still famous for his aphorisms. He's being currently parodied by a popular Italian Twitter account (also found on Facebook and other social media).