So you're big and kinda hairy
Like a monkey at the zoo
I don't care if you're a monkey
With an ass that's red and blue
Cause I'm gonna fuck you doggie style
the way Chihuahuas do
But I got one request
That I just have to ask of you
Turn out the lights!
Before you suck my dick
Someone beat you with an ugly stick
I wanna fuck, but you make me sick, so
Turn out the lights! Turn out the lights!
So you think that I'm a loser
Cause I used to be in Jail
And I got my GED Diploma
Last week in the mail
But at least a man can exercise
If he gets too fat
But I've got news for you-
Your face will always look like that! (haha)
Turn out the lights!
Before I take a ride
You don't seem to have a "good side"
Whip out a condom and the astro-glide
Turn out the lights! Turn out the lights!
(Ugh) I think I'm gonna hurl
Jesus Christ I hope that you're a girl!
Open your mouth baby here come the pearls!
Turn out the lights! Turn out the lights!
Tell me when it's over!
Please tell me you don't have VD!
(Thank god that it's over, yeah)
[It's time for Satchel to tear]
Well we all have indiscretions
I think you're my BIGGEST yet
Had to roll you in some flour
Just to find where you were wet
Well this never would've happened
If I didn't lose1 that bet
I wonder if our grandkids
Will ask us how we met
(Turn out the lights
Girl it's way to bright
I don't wanna look at your cellulite
There ain't nothing on your body that's tight, baby
Turn out the lights)
Turn out the lights
Before you take off your clothes
I'm gonna tie you up with some garden hose
Slap your tits and rub my balls on your nose
Turn out the lights
Turn out the lights
Before we do the deed
Before I cover your box with my seed
I'm gonna pound you till you Fuckin' start to bleed, bitch
Turn out the lights! Turn out the lights!
1. sung "hadn't lost"