I grew out my moustache, and died my hair,
There's no sausage thicker than mine, got bands on my trousers,
A pink shell suit, with velcro keds,
My massive dick dangles, and the girls come running!
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Turboboy, turboboy, dick in hand!
Sementsovsky turbo dude, I'm quicker than a rocket,
I inherited my dad's dick, sweeter than sweets,
I'm a sex symbol - Turboboy, with my leather hat,
I always carry my dick with me, I'm every mum's old man.
Turboboy, turboboy, dick in hand!
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As per instructions, balls come attached to the dick,
I love my fate, formed not by bare fingers,
This single Turboboy, a fucking lady-killer,
I'll slip into any pussy, if I get the chance.
Turboboy, turboboy, dick in hand!
Turboboy, turboboy, dick in hand!
Turboboy, turboboy, dick in hand!
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