You taste of potato chips
In the morning
Your face has the Marlon Brando
Cub calling
And who would have thought
That I'd owe it all to Tulsa
And that fat guy with the green shirt
That we both signed together?
Once he hears the song,
Won't live it down forever
Your suit was the whitest thing
Since you-know-who
I fear that that savior I mentioned
May be you
And who would have thought
That I'd owe it all to Tulsa
And that poor girl who waited in the rain
For hours to meet me?
(Not you, baby!)
Once she hears that song,
Won't live it down completely
And I owe it all to Tulsa, Oklahoma
This is just a reminder of the antique shop
That I want to go back to
And visit when it's open
In Tulsa, Oklahoma
Just in case you don't appreciate,
This song about you!