Tu madre tiene bigote [English translation]

I was walking on the sidewalk of the abastos plaza

because I was going for a peseta of beans.

When suddenly some horrifying voices

started to sound in my head.

Some voices saying that my mother has a moustache.

your mother has a moustache.

your mother has a moustache.

your mother, your mother, your mother, your mother, your mother has a moustache.

your mother, your mother, your mother, your mother, your mother has a moustache.

And she doesn't shave it because when she shaves

she remains with a white spot under the nose

which makes her uglier.

your mother has a moustache

and here in the school everybody call you

the son of the moustachy seal

that cleans the stairs hahahahahaha

moustache, moustache, moustache, moustache,

moustache, moustache, moustache, mou noooo.

your mother, your mother, your mother, your mother, your mother has a moustache.

your mother, your mother, your mother, your mother, your mother has a moustache.

and you'll carry all your life the stigma of your mom's moustache

even if you send her to peel off, hahaha

beware she doesn't touch you

his mother to not touch you,

because as she found out you call her a seal

she'll pluck you and remove your skin

for calling her seal, for calling her seal

you better hide so she can't get you

because she'll choke you.

for calling her seal, for calling her seal

for calling her seal, for calling her seal, for calling her seal

you better hide because she knows you're telling

she has in the face, she has in the face

she has, she has, she has, she has a

moustache, moustache, moustache, moustache.

hahahaahahahaha

your mother has a moustache

what a pretty one

your mother, your mother, your mother, your mother, your mother has a moustache.

your mother, your mother, your mother, your mother, your mother has a moustache.

your father is a civil guard