Trostpreis [English translation]

Darling, you've made my life into the pony ranch,

So I want to make you some compliments today,

Close your eyes and I'll give you a million hand kisses,

You look good. But then again, I don't have very high standards,

No, I love you so, you don't even need to make me food,

Things you can't do you probably shouldn't,

Girl, lean back, I'll do anything for you,

When I have the time and if it's not that difficult,

You're not like the others, not some model doll,

With big breasts who's beautiful from birth.

You have your own style - oh, fair maiden,

But your gold dress compliments your teeth,

I look into your face and think about rainbows,

Those are beautiful at least, it's just your face that's disturbing,

Oh yeah, there was this thing I was meaning to tell you,

But I'm sure you'll understand:

Honey, I am so sorry,

you are just the consolation prize.

And whenever the moon shines,

I think there's still room for improvement,

And I am so sorry,

you are just the consolation prize,

And whenever the moon shines,

I think about all the others I could've had,

Nah, it's not a big deal,

A gifted donkey ...

And if he has to the devil will eat flies.

I'd just have rather taken the other one.

You can't have everything.

Don't worry, I won't leave you.

You know my friend here -

He was a BIT more direct to his girlfriend:

"Honey we had some nice days with each other

Spent the holidays together, lay on the beach.

We tried it for a while, but I soon realised,

the toaster is more intelligent than you.

I lie awake every night, with you angel in my arms,

Whenever you fall asleep, I bang your mom!

When I said once that there was no one like you,

I didn't know that you'd gain 30 kilos!

And you honestly thought I wouldn't leave without you?

I have a new one now who gets me cheap drugs.

Yeah you're right, we had some really good times,

I fuck in your face, and you eat my shit,

Look how nice and blue your eyes are:

Timi made your makeup with his hand!

Women like you exist in a thousand cities,

Lausemädchen.

Laufe, Mädchen!"

Honey, I am so sorry,

you are just the consolation prize.

And whenever the moon shines,

I think there's still room for improvement,

And I am so sorry,

you are just the consolation prize,

And whenever the moon shines,

I think about all the others I could've had,

That's just life, I guess...

You take what you can get...

Baby - you're looking at me funny?

Honey, I am so sorry,

you are just the consolation prize.

And whenever the moon shines,

I think there's still room for improvement,

And I am so sorry,

you are just the consolation prize,

And whenever the moon shines,

I think about all the others I could've had,