I've got a mild fever
It's not the flu nor a sunburn
I'm living off of wine
coffee and bensedine
My best friend
is a telephone secretary
pick up that phone
pick it up, you cow, I know you're there
Chorus.
Out of the thirteen days, twelve of them have been awful
twelve of them, one hasn't been
Out of the thirteen days, twelve of them have been awful
one day you don't pick up the phone
for the twelve others, you've been avoiding me