I exercise in dinners
In bars & in parties
There & here
I want to be able to shine
To be listened , to be accepted
To be the only one who's seen
I have anecdotes in stock
More or less real
More or less lived
I've told so many
True things , invented things
I no longer know
When I've well played my part
Captived the audience
When they believe me
They look at me differently
I have importance
For one time
I embellish my CV
I add a few sweetness
I will be the one you want
I am a big mouth ..
I am a liar
I was there , I've seen everything
I've read everything & I've done everything
I still choke sometimes
My lies don't fool anyone but me
Slip in the right name at the right moment
It's a whole art
It becomes a well-known name
It has gotten bigger , Gerard
I also can talk about savants
But it isn't often useful
I give people what they want
Spicy stories , people
If I was a super hero ,
I would certainly be Mythoman
Even though the tight - fitting costume
Wouldn't suit me , I think
I have millions of plans
On big confidential deals
Between two planes
Two dates fallen from the sky
" Call me "
I was there , I've seen everything
I've read everything & I've done everything
I still choke sometimes
My lies don't fool anyone but me
I want my place under the sun , a few light
Why not
My agenda is empty , if this is the life I deserve
I don't want it
Who has never cheated , even not on purpose ?
Tell me who
So he can insult me with all the names
That's how .. I'm named
I was there , I've seen everything
I've read everything & I've done everything
I was there
I've seen everything , I've read everything , I've done everything
I've done everything , I was there , I've seen everything , I've read everything , I was there .