Top Man lyrics

This is a public warning, be careful when you're out

We're having freaky weather, there's a lot of it about

On the terraces it's swinging, he's a monkey on the roof

You've seen him on the telly, so let me introduce (Your host tonight)

T-O-P-M-A-N, he's naughty by nature

T-O-P-M-A-N, on doubles and chasers

T-O-P-M-A-N, he a little boy racer

T-O-P-M-A-N, shooting guns on the high street of love

In a crowd it's hard to spot him, but anonymity can cost

It's never cheap or cheerful, he's Hugo and he's Boss

He's riding through the desert on a Camel Light

And on a magic carpet, he'll fly away tonight (Open sesame)

T-O-P-M-A-N, he's naughty by nature

T-O-P-M-A-N, on doubles and chasers

T-O-P-M-A-N, he a little boy racer

T-O-P-M-A-N, shooting guns on the high street of love

T-O-P-M-A-N, sees her in double

T-O-P-M-A-N, and he pukes on the pavement

T-O-P-M-A-N, he likes her all clean and shaven

T-O-P-M-A-N, shooting guns on the high street of love

T-O-P-M-A-N, he's naughty by nature

T-O-P-M-A-N, on doubles and chasers

T-O-P-M-A-N, he a little boy racer

T-O-P-M-A-N, shooting guns on the high street of love

T-O-P-M-A-N, shooting guns on the high street of love

T-O-P-M-A-N, shooting guns on the high street of love

T-O-P-M-A-N, shooting guns on the high street of love

T-O-P-M-A-N, shooting guns on the high street of love

T-O-P-M-A-N, shooting guns on the high street of love

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