Floating in the night on your butterfly wings
Sneaking in the room while the infant is asleep
Eye for an eye, coin for a tooth
Tooth Fairy, do you know
The financial impact of your deeds?
Did anybody tell you that by inflating money supply
You're distorting the structure of production?
Did anybody tell you that P*Q=M*V
You're responsible for the rise of the interest rates!
Tooth Fairy, your policies are inflationary
Like a helicopter drop
Your donations push up aggregate demand
Thanks to a higher MPC
Wiping out the wealth of the middle class, Tooth Fairy
Stop it! In the name of the Central Bank!
There's no such thing as a risk-free asset
When you are around
The Wall street journal sharply criticized
Your expansionary policies
The FED chairman Yellen claims
That you're breaking your mandate
Tooth fairy, you are fucking anticonstitutional!
Did you know the treasury is emitting
CPI-indexed bonds
To counteract your inflationary pressure
Your plan to destabilize the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela with double digit inflation
Is now public domain
Tooth Fairy, your policies are inflationary
Like a helicopter drop
Your donations push up aggregate demand
Thanks to a higher MPC
Wiping out the wealth of the middle class, Tooth Fairy
Stop it! In the name of the Philip's curve
Mario Dragons already stated
He'll do everything it takes 1
To shield the Eurozone from your speculative attack!
You are committed to higher inflation rates
Why, oh why?
The Nobel Laureate Paul Krugman
Is on your side!
QE1 QE2, the lender of last resort is you
QE3 QE4, increase M1 even more!
You bail out children
By buying their junk teeth at face value
You're the TARP of the human body!
Tooth Fairy, your policies are inflationary
Like a helicopter drop
Your donations push up aggregate demand
Thanks to a higher MPC
Wiping out the wealth of the middle class, Tooth Fairy
Stop it! In the name of the Taylor's rule
1. "Dragons" is the literal translation of the surname of the former ECB president, the Italian economist Mario Draghi. This is also a reference to his famous statement, during the financial crisis in 2012: the ECB "is ready to do whatever it takes to preserve the euro. And believe me, it will be enough".