Tocca qui [English translation]

Ah, good, Articolo 31 tells a touchy-feely story that will blow your mind. (yes yes yes yes yes) (in confused rhyme)

Alcoholic. (go, J )

That night, she came up to me

and she was staring at me while I was drinking a lager

and she sat down there next to me,

but I hadn't noticed it because I was a bit crocked.

So, sick of waiting, she says to me:

«J-Ax, I approve of how you interpret the multimedia globality of today's masses,

your way of operating is outside the commercial mainstream.»

I look at her suspiciously, I was big time smashed,

what the fuck did you say?, and I answer her with a burp.

She gets up and moves away.

She was not bad at all, that cun- cunning girl,

she was cute, with her nice bo- bobbed hairstyle,

and her lovely tit- tit- tit- tit- titters.

There are chances you just can't waste,

so as not to seem like a moron,

I go after her, I stop her, I apologize and tell her:

"Listen, I'd like to get deeper into your undis-closed opinions.

You and I could sha-re our views,

and if you like, spread your le- le-,

lengthiest conceptualizations, express your most unconventional desires.

We could ban- ban- banter,

to find out all the ideological areas you have to touch upon."

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This gal starts talking,

I kept drinking, pretending to be listening.

After about half an hour of bullshit and big words,

she puts her hand on my trousers and says:

«I want to take a pe- pe- pe- peek into your ego

to be able to get the essence out of it,

and the dissidence, and that feeling of violent reaction from you.»

I tell her: "Listen, baby, let's make it straight:

I want to take a peek, too, but certainly not to your ego,

but to your pu- pu- push to go all the way into modern society as a woman.

What are your interests? What do you like doing?

What are your plans... for tonight?"

«To be honest, I'd have an appointment:

I have my writing class, I can't miss it.

You know, the pen-is mightier than the sword,

with a pen in my hand, I can be full-filled.»

"Listen, baby, you could have said it at once, that all you fancied was using a pen.

You can as well quit your writing class:

at home I have a pen which is long, broad, strong and nice,

I use it right like a real artist,

and I'm a true professional with my pen."

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So I take her to my place,

she sits on the couch, I put myself at ease.

She opens her purse, she lights up a cigarette.

She gazes at me with suspicion and says:

«Look, I don't know what you want to do,

I'm an intellectual girl, I don't do that kind of things.

To seduce me, a man needs to have a great cha- charm.

I'm looking for a man with a big pr- presence,

who is good at giving me head-s up,

he must be educated, intelligent, sharp.

Such a man... I would even let him find his way into my butt- buttoned-up demeanor.»

"Actually", I tell her, "what I'm least interested in, is your demeanor.

It's not to offend your intelligence,

but we came here because you wanted my pen."

She tells me: «Right, prepare the ink,

I want to discover some new writing positions, orthogonal ones.

Not bad, your fountain pen, after all. Can I touch it?»

"Sure thing, grab it, but go easy on your strokes:

don't overdo it, it's a bit leaky."

But she wasn't listening anymore, she was thinking about it only.

And she didn't let go of my pen all night long.

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