Tocca qui [English translation]

Ah, good, Articolo 31 tells the story of the "touch-and-go".1 (yes yes yes yes yes) (in confused rhyme)

Alcoholic. (go, J )2

That night, she came up to me

and she was staring at me while I was drinking a lager

and she sat down there next to me,

but I hadn't noticed it because I was a bit crocked.3

So, sick of waiting, she says to me:

«J-Ax, I approve of how you interpret the multimedia globality of today's masses,

your way of operating is outside the commercial mainstream.»

I look at her suspiciously, I was big time smashed,4

what the fuck did you say?, and I answer her with a burp.

She gets up and moves away.5

She was not bad at all, that girl,6

she was cute, with a curious haircut,7

and a tender look on her face.8

There are chances you just can't waste,

so as not to seem like a moron,9

I go after her, I stop her, I apologize and tell her:

"Listen, I'd like to delve deeper into your remarks.

You and I could discover some points we have in common,10

and, if you want, open up the cages,11

the cages where you keep shut your most abstruse thoughts,

your most impure desires.

We could chat12

to discover all the ideological points you have to touch upon."

Come on, touch here. (come on, touch here)

Come on, touch here. (come on, touch here)

Come on, touch here. (come on, touch here)

Come on, touch here. (come on, touch here)

Come on, touch me touch me here. (touch here)

Come on, touch me touch me here. (touch here)

Come on, touch me touch me here. (touch here)

Touch me touch me here. (touch here)

This girl starts talking,13

I kept drinking, pretending to be listening.

After about half an hour of bullshit and big words,

she puts her hand on my trousers and says:

«I want to penetrate14

into your ego to be able to get its essence,

and its dissidence, and that feeling of violent reaction from you.»

I tell her: "Listen, baby, now I'll explain it to you:

I want to penetrate, too, but certainly not your ego,

but your figure of a woman integrated into modern society.15

What are your interests? What do you like doing?

What are your plans... for tonight?"

«To be honest, I'd have an appointment:

I have my painting class, I can't miss it.

Tonight I really feel like using a paintbrush;16

with a paintbrush in my hand, I can be fulfilled.»

"Listen, baby, you could have said it at once, that all you fancied was getting a paintbrush.

You can as well quit your painting class:

at home I have a paintbrush which is long, broad, strong and nice,

I use it right like a real artist,

and I'm a true professional with my paintbrush."

Come on, touch here. (come on, touch here)

Come on, touch here. (come on, touch here)

Come on, touch here. (come on, touch here)

Come on, touch here. (come on, touch here)

Come on, touch me touch me here. (touch here)

Come on, touch me touch me here. (touch here)

Come on, touch me touch me here. (touch here)

Come on, touch me touch me here. (touch here)

So I take her to my place,

she sits on the couch, I put myself at ease.

She opens her purse, she lights up a cigarette.17

She gazes at me with suspicion and says:

«Look, I don't know what you want to do,

I'm an intellectual girl, I don't do that kind of things.

To seduce me, a man needs to have a great charisma.18

I'm looking for a male with a big personality,

who knows how to find my peculiarities,19

he must be educated, intelligent, sharp.

To such a man, I would give even my heart.»20

"Actually", I tell her, "what I'm least interested in, is your heart.

It's not to offend your intelligence,

but we came here because you wanted my paintbrush."

She tells me: «Right, prepare the color,

I want to discover some new positions, orthogonal ones.21

Not bad, your paintbrush, after all. Can I touch it?»

"Sure thing, touch it, but be careful, it's delicate.

Don't overdo it, it's barely wet."

But she wasn't listening anymore, she was thinking about it only.

And she didn't let go of my paintbrush all night long.

Touch here. (come on, touch here)

Come on, touch here. (come on, touch here)

Touch here. (come on, touch here)

Come on, touch here. (touch here)

Come on, touch here. (come on, touch here)

Come on, touch me touch me here. (touch here)

Come on, touch me touch me here. (touch here)

Touch me touch me here. (touch here)

Come on, come on, touch me touch me here. (touch here)

1. "Toccata e fuga" {toccata and fugue} is music jargon, but it also means "touch and escape", used for anything short-lived, like a one-night adventure.2. J-Ax is (was) the singer and leader of Articolo 31.3. storto = crooked, bent, not straight, askew.

(slang) storto = crocked, drunk, canned.4. fuori = outside.

(slang) fuori = mad, drunk, high.

brutto = ugly.

(slang) di brutto = big time, completely, incredibly.5. prendere = to take.

prendere e andarsene = to go away.6. (offensive) puttana = bitch.

(dated) pulzella = girl.7. (vulgar) culo = ass.

curioso = curious, unusual, strange, funny, weird.8. (vulgar) tette = tits.

tenero = tender, lovely.9. (vulgar) coglione = testicle.

(vulgar) coglione = moron, dumbass, idiot.10. (vulgar) scopare = to fuck.

scoprire = to discover.11. (vulgar) aprire le gambe = spread your legs.

gabbia = cage.12. (vulgar) chiavare = to fuck.

chiacchierare = to chat.13. (slang) tipo/tipa = guy/girl.14. pene = penis.

penetrare = to penetrate.15. (vulgar) figa = pussy.

figura = figure, position, personality.16. pene = penis.

pennello = paintbrush.17. bocca = mouth.

borsetta = purse.18. (vulgar) cazzo = cock, dick.

carisma = charisma.19. (vulgar) scopare = to fuck.

scovare = to find, to ferret out, to hunt out.20. (vulgar) culo = ass, butthole.

cuore = heart.21. (vulgar) a 90 / a 90 gradi {at 90 degrees, "orthogonal"} = doggy style.