TMZ lyrics

You’re sort of famous, a minor celebrity

And so it only makes sense the world would be

Obsessed with every single thing you do

They’re running ‘round with their camcorders in the night

They’re lurking patiently in hoping that they just might

See something real embarrassing you do

The bad hair day and sweat-stained t-shirts

That’s the story that they’re gonna feature

With exclusive pics of your flabby behind

You think you’re all alone but that’s right when you’ll find

A bunch of paparazzi popping out of nowhere

Cameras in your face and then suddenly

You’re on TMZ, you’re on TMZ

Following you when you’re walking down the street

And asking stupid questions while you’re trying to eat

So you cover your face thinking to yourself

“Hey, isn’t this creepy?”

And they’re out there praying you’ll have a big meltdown

And take them on a little car chase through this whole town

They’ll be there with you when you’re going to jail

First on the scene for every wardrobe fail

You just picked up some transvestite

Seconds later it’s up on the website

Get a Vegas wedding, a quickie divorce

And they’ll be sneaking in snapping pictures, of course!

And if they ever catch you picking your nose

Or stumbling down the street on a drunken spree

You’re on TMZ

Stalking you, just waiting by your front door

Trailing you through airport security

They were TMZ, they were TMZ

Spoken:

We caught this Oscar nominee picking up dog poop

Is that a baby bump?

I pronounce her guilty of leaving the house while fat

Look who’s drinking coffee

Everything celebrities do is fascinating!

Oh, let me tell you, it’s getting to the point

Where a famous person can’t even get a D.U.I.

Or go on a racist rant

Those guys are all around so you really shouldn’t dare

Go to every club in town if you’ve lost your underwear

Seems that every single time

A star decides to shave their head

Or ram their car into a tree

They’re on TMZ

If they catch you peeing in the bushes

Later on that night, well, I guarantee

You’re on TMZ, you’re on TMZ, you’re on TMZ

Every single celebrity knows they’re gonna be

They’re on TMZ