[LUCIEN]
Look!
I have
Three figs
With purple peels
I did a fig pyramid
Some people feel that
Figs are of all fruit and vegetable
The most detestable
Don't you listen
You're my best friends this side of the Seine!
Figs
All in
A bunch
They want to be my lunch
This fig is lone
I'll name him Figero
I don't know why people hate you so
Even Jesus hates you, so big and juicy
You're my best friends this side of the Seine!
Three figs and Lucien!
Three figs and Lucien!
Three figs!
Figero is blue
There's nothing on his plate
What's Lucien to do?
[AMELIE]
He finds the guy a date!
[LUCIEN]
Hah! Date!