Hey my baby, this is for you,
It ain't a love song, it's a big 'fuck you!'
Smile like you like it and I'll write you one better,
Seal it with my shit and sound like Helen Keller*,
Mr. Strange is my made-up name,
It's that for a reason, I'm a little insane..
But you're even worse than me,
Which is kinda rare,
So this song's for you, honey,
Fist in the air!
Feet on the floor!
This ain't a love song, but you're a bomb,
Open the door!
I'm on the other side where dignity dies,
I'm 5 foot 3 and not many people like me,
I don't give a shit though, they can all blow me,
You don't like me either, which is no surprise,
Have fun in limbo, now watch me rise!
Freaks and creeps, yeah, they're my people,
I'm Mr. Strange and I have no equal,
The Freak Show's taking over the world,
I'm a bit like Jesus, so fuck you, girl!
Feet on the floor!
This ain't a love song, but you're a bomb,
Open the door!
I'm on the other side where dignity dies,
Okay baby, this is verse three,
I'm running out of things to say, how like me!
But I'll leave you with a little food for thought,
You're a fucking fake and I hate your sort,
Life's like a bad dream, but I know a door,
I'll slam it in your face, yeah, that's what it's for!
Feet on the floor!
This ain't a love song, but you're a bomb,
Open the door!
I'm on the other side where dignity dies,
Feet on the floor!
(Feet-on-the-floor!)
This ain't a love song, but you're a bomb,
Open the door!
(Open-the-door!)
I'm on the other side where dignity dies...