The Warning lyrics

[Intro: Eminem]

Only reason I dissed you in the first place

Is 'cause you denied seeing me

Now I'm pissed off

[Verse 1: Eminem]

Sit back, homie, relax, in fact grab a six pack

Kick back while I kick facts, yeah, Dre—sick track

Perfect way to get back, wanna hear something wick-wack

I got the same exact tat that's on Nick's back

I'm obsessed now, oh gee

Is that supposed to be me in the video with the goatee?

Wow Mariah, didn't expect you to go balls out

Bitch, shut the fuck up 'fore I put all them phone calls out

You made to my house when you was wildin' out before Nick

When you was on my dick and give you something to smile about

How many times you fly to my house, still tryin' to count

Better shut your lyin' mouth if you don't want Nick findin' out

You probably think 'cause it's been so long

If I had something on you I woulda did it by now

Oh on the contrary, Mary Poppins, I'm mixin' our studio

Session down and sendin' it to masterin' to make it loud

Enough dirt on you to murder you

This is what the fuck I do; Mariah it ever occurred to you

That I still have pictures? However you prefer to do

And that goes for Nick too, faggot, you think I'm scurred of you?

You're gonna ruin my career, you better get one

Like I'ma sit and fight with you over some slut bitch cunt

That made me put up with her psycho ass over six months

And only spread her legs to let me hit once, yeah

What you gonna say, I'm lucky? Tell the public that I was so ugly

That you fuckin' had to be drunk to fuck me?

Second base, what the fuck you tell Nick, Pumpkin?

The second week we were dry humpin', that's gotta count for something

Listen, girly, surely you don't want me to talk

About how I nutted early 'cause I ejaculated prematurely

And bust all over your belly and you almost started hurlin'

And said I was gross, go get a towel, your stomach's curlin'

Or maybe you do, but if I'm embarrassin' me

I'm embarrassin' you and don't you dare say it isn't true

As long as that song's gettin' airplay I'm dissin' you

I'm a hair away from gettin' carried away and gettin' sued

I was gonna stop at sixteen, that was thirty-two

This is thirty-four bars, we ain't even third of the way through

Damn Slim, Mariah played you, Mariah who?

Oh did I say "whore", Nick? I meant a liar too

Like I've been goin' off on you all this time

For no reason, girl, you out your alcoholic mind

Check your wine cellar, look at the amounts of all the wine

Like I fuckin' sit around and think about you all the time

I just think this shit is funny when I pounce you on a rhyme

But fuck it now I'm 'bout to draw the line

And for you to cross it that's a mountain that I doubt you wanna climb

I can describe areas of your house you wouldn't find

On an episode of Cribs, I blow below the ribs

If I hear another word so don't go openin' your jibs

'Cause every time you do it's like an overload of fibs

I ain't sayin' this shit again, ho, you know what it is

It's a warning shot, 'fore I blow up your whole spot

Call my bluff and I'll release every fuckin' thing I got

Includin' the voicemails right before you flipped your top

When me and Luis were tryin' to stick two CDs in the same slot

[Interlude: Mariah Carey]

Slim Shady, artful dodger

Slim Shady, artful dodger

[Verse 2: Eminem (& Mariah Carey)]

(I love you) I love you, too

Let me whisper sweet nothings into your ear, boo

Now what you say? (It's nothing) Yeah so what I'll do

Is refresh your memory when you said (I want you)

Now should I keep goin' or should we call truce?

(You think you're cute, right?) You bet your sweet ass I do

(I'm Mary Poppins, baby) And I'm Superman, ooh

(Mary P; Slim Shady) Comin' at you

So if you'll still be my (Baby girl)

Then I'll still be your (Superhero)

(Oh and Em?) Yeah, I'm right here

(You like this) Nope, not anymore dear

It cuts like a (knife) when I tell you get a (life)

But I'm movin' on with mine, Nick, 'cause that's your (wife)

Well tell her to shut her mouth then I'll leave her alone

If she don't (stick to the script) then I'ma just keep goin'

Damn

[Outro: Mariah Carey]

I see Mary Ann, Mary Ann's saying cut the tape

Cut the tape, knife