[ALL VILLAGERS]
The royal ball on Saturday
[GIRLS]
I must be the one he'll choose
[ALL VILLAGERS]
It's a prizefight, win or lose
Preparing for the big soiree
[GIRLS]
We've had facelifts, we've had peels
[SOLO GIRL]
Hope to God the blood congeals
[ALL VILLAGERS]
Girls are storming each boutique
[GIRL]
Haven't eaten in a week
[GIRL, spoken]
It's him
[GIRLS]
Look at prince Sebastian, he's so hot
Yesterday he was an afterthought
I would like to end up in his arms
How could I have missed his endless charms?
[SOLO GIRL]
What a total dreamboat is this prince
[SOLO GIRL 2]
Glad I did my hair and bought breath mints
[GIRLS]
Dying for a chance to be queen bee
Someone's gonna bag him, why not me?
[CINDERELLA, spoken]
Hi Sebastian, oh, nice tights
[SEBASTIAN, spoken]
Cinderella, hey
[GIRL, spoken]
Did she just call him Sebastian? No title? The cheek!
[CINDERELLA, spoken]
Looks like you've become quite the hit with the ladies suddenly
You sure you still want me at the ball?
[DORIAN]
Your highness!
I'm sorry to interrupt your conversation with this, um, this
But you're needed, urgently
[SEBASTIAN, spoken]
I'd better go, it's all gone a bit mad
[CINDERELLA, spoken]
I can see that
[DORIAN, spoken]
Hey
[DORIAN]
You want my advice, then back off, Cinderella
You better think twice, you'll embarrass yourself
[CINDERELLA, spoken]
What?
[DORIAN]
Sebastian's polite and too nice, Cinderella
You're not in his league so get back on the shelf
[CINDERELLA, spoken]
Did he say this to you?
[DORIAN]
The prince is a sweetheart and too kind to say it
But you're not his type, take a look at these girls
You're kind of a dog, there's no way to convey it
You'd best skip the ball, spend the night with the squirrels
[CINDERELLA, spoken]
Of course, how stupid of me
[ADELE, spoken]
Cinderella! This bracelet is too heavy for me to carry!
[MARIE, spoken]
Cinderella, I need you, now!
[STEPMOTHER]
Poor Cinderella, dull as a turnip
Cursed with a face that's as plain as a boot